Beat it, Just Bea

It's listed as unconfirmed, but Michael Jackson is reportedly dead of a heart attack.

That puts Holly and Betsy on the board with eleven points each. It's anybody's game.

A Sphincter Says What?

Score one for anal cancer and score 11 for Andy and Heather: Farrah Fawcett died today.

Ed's dead, baby. Ed's dead.

I could've gone with something like, "He cashed his giant check," but the Pulp Fiction reference seemed so much more obnoxious.

RIP, Ed.

David Carradine

Hmm... Thai hotel room hangings didn't really fit into my formula.

Rest in piece, grasshopper.